Following the San Andreas Star

CJ Chronicle a day in the life of a gangsta

Jaysee Blabs is proud to present another exclusive feature and this time we met up with GTA San Andreas Lead Character CJ as we followed him for a whole day of cars, chit chat and cold blood murder. Our photographers have survived but have lost a limb or two in the making of this post.

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Jaysee: Great to see you here, CJ.
CJ: Anytime as long as you got the benjamins, know what I’m saying?
Jaysee: Ahhh… sure… Anyway, let’s talk cars.
CJ: I got me a lot of cars. Lots of modders out there.

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Jaysee: You wanna put that [hand gun] away?
CJ: Certainly not. Cops gonna bust me out. Neighborhood’s destroyed by gang and drugs.
Jaysee: I understand. Anyway, you are forced to deal with the major dramatic events of the plot, including his brother Sweet's arrest and incarceration, the betrayal of his childhood friends Big Smoke and Ryder. What does that make of you?
CJ: A hero. A sad hero.

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Jaysee: Did you just ran over a man in cold blood?
CJ: Shit happens all the time.

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Jaysee: And driving your car to the post? Think I broke my hip.
CJ: Sorry, man.

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Jaysee: I see you do a lot of flying.
CJ: Jetpack’s handy for sight seeing y’know. San Andreas’ a big place.

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Jaysee: You helped restore your old gang, the Grove Street Families, to prominence. What do you have to say to that?
CJ: People think all I do is kill, sell drugs, f*** and sh** but what they don’t know much is that I also give importance to relationships. Like you I have a heart.


Jaysee: Did you just…
CJ: I just shot that man’s heart. Cool huh?
Jaysee: Of—Of course.

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Jaysee: You saved rapper Madd Dogg's life by interrupting his suicide attempt.
CJ: I just woke up one day regretting how I ruined Dogg’s career. Owe him one.

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Jaysee: About Tenpenny.
CJ: What about it?
Jaysee: He forced you to do killing or discrediting people involved in the case against him throughout the game. How do you sleep at night?
CJ: Usually on my back or on my stomach on hot nights. Sometimes with a hooker on top of me.

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Jaysee: You swim?
CJ: I’m no loser like Tommy.
Jaysee: Versetti. Everybody remembers him.
CJ: He was Rosie’s client.
Jaysee: You knew each other?
CJ: Not really. All I know is I rescued this Kent Paul, record tycoon or sumthin’, and he was stranded with only one member of his band left. They were f***d bad. Tommy did it.

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Jaysee: Oh no you did not just check her out.
CJ: With Millie gone, man’s got needs y’know.

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Jaysee: Did you meet Samuel L. Jackson during production?
CJ: He’s on the studio most of the time. Voicin’ Tenpenny. Great to have him part of this great mythology.
Jaysee: Cheers to that.

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Jaysee: You’re stealing that cab? For what?
CJ: We need a new ride.
Jaysee: For what?
CJ: Cops are here.
Jaysee: We need to get outta here.
Jaysee: Oh my. Their here.


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Jaysee: C’mon!
CJ: Go ahead.
Jaysee: Why?
CJ: Business to finish.

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CJ: What a day.
Jaysee: Yeah, WHAT-A- DAY! One of my photographers lost a limb by the way.
CJ: Sorry 'bout that.
Jaysee: What were you doing with that cop? You just caused a high way carnage!
CJ: That’s no cop. That’s my friend.
Jaysee: Does it have to work like that?
CJ: Like I said, shit happens.
Jaysee: Of course.
CJ: Wish we could this some other time.
Jaysee: [SARCASTIC] Couldn’t wait. We better go. For good.


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